Saturday, April 24, 2010

Hoping for Change

Her: Can you break a twenty?

Me: Sure as you can break a heart.

She smiles, thinking she heard me right, but not wanting to seem arrogant.

Her: Excuse me?

I act disinterested.

Me: I can definitely break your twenty.

She goes back to Iowa.

2 comments:

Jenipher Lyn said...

omgosh. really laughing.

i don't think i should keep reading tonight. it's now 2:10 am and you are keeping me from slumber.

ANND sleep deprivation is keeping me from posting on the more serious blogs seeing as i don't think my brain could function enough to provide a "quality" comment on those.

Dan said...

Ha, I'm glad you found this amusing! I thought it was genius... but no one else. That's why we're friends!