"If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan.
"A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!"
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2 comments:
Oh boy! I may have to start drinking more!*
(* - This will not happen. It's sad when you're 21 year old brother calls you "old" and "uncool." )
hah! i made it on the Lugo blog!
now, my week is complete :)
it made you giggle? when was the last time you giggled prior to this blog?? is a giggle considered laughing except it's like half the intensity?
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